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{"type":"standard","title":"Pakistan–Tunisia relations","displaytitle":"Pakistan–Tunisia relations","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7125988","titles":{"canonical":"Pakistan–Tunisia_relations","normalized":"Pakistan–Tunisia relations","display":"Pakistan–Tunisia relations"},"pageid":20959159,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Tunisia_Pakistan_Locator.png/330px-Tunisia_Pakistan_Locator.png","width":320,"height":165},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Tunisia_Pakistan_Locator.png","width":1376,"height":708},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1295306868","tid":"a93107ae-47e9-11f0-80f3-7cecfb883fd1","timestamp":"2025-06-13T00:02:14Z","description":"Bilateral relations","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pakistan%E2%80%93Tunisia_relations"}},"extract":"Pakistan–Tunisia relations refer to bilateral relations between Pakistan and Tunisia. A number of framework agreements have been concluded between Pakistan and Tunisia in the spheres of trade, tourism, culture, information and industries. Both countries are members of the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, Non-Aligned Movement and Group of 77. Pakistan has an embassy in Tunis and Tunisia has an embassy in Islamabad.","extract_html":"
Pakistan–Tunisia relations refer to bilateral relations between Pakistan and Tunisia. A number of framework agreements have been concluded between Pakistan and Tunisia in the spheres of trade, tourism, culture, information and industries. Both countries are members of the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, Non-Aligned Movement and Group of 77. Pakistan has an embassy in Tunis and Tunisia has an embassy in Islamabad.
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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